OK so I'm a little slow when it comes to movies too, but only because I am not a big fan of paying 8 dollars to sit in a large room with cell phone using, jibber jabbering idiots who think it is suitable to bring their infants and toddlers to see movies that have blue shlongs or brain matter all over the screen. Plus the price for the crap they pass off as food is just ludicrous. So I wait until movies come to DVD so I can enjoy them from the comfort of my own couch eating the num num healthy snacks my lovely wifey buys.
Punisher Warzone...Holy shitballs Batboy. This is one hell of a graphic movie. Dismemberment, head splatter, chargrilled flesh, this is my kind of guy movie. It is a tasty visual treat that sounds like Armageddon in your living room. Just don't expect to get laid if you choose this movie for date night.
So it gets an A for guy movie goodness.
An A for the bloody visuals and ear drum shattering gun battles.
And I'm gonna go ahead and give it a B for the story, mainly because the death of Castles family is true to the comics and this is the way the Punisher should be done. Alas though its a guy movie and we all know guy movies will never have award winning scripts so I cant give it an A.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Punisher Warzone
Posted by Billy VanVorst at 1:04 AM
Labels: Movie review Punisher warzone
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